Let's laugh wif me

I AM SORRY

Sam Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Sam Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Sam Wan : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Sam Wan : Well…just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan(no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone)is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then theaccident isn’t an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Sam Wan : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).

HOW ARE YOU??

PM Jepun, koizumi akan bertemu dengan Bill clinton. kerana bahasa inggerisnya tidak lancar, ia memanggil penerjemahnya untuk minta petunjuk ayat-ayat pendek yang biasa diucapkan pada upacara sambutan perayaan.

Penerjemah: “Sebelum berjabat tangan ucapkan : how are you? setelah itu presiden clinton akan mengucap kan suatu ayat, biasanya ia akan mengucapkan i am fine, mengangguk lah seolah anda mengerti. Setelah dia selesai bicara tutuplah pembicaraan dengan : me too. Selanjutnya biarlah saya yang mengurus pembicaraan bilateral.”

Sesampainya di rumah putih Bill clinton telah menunggu untuk upacara kenegaraan.

Koizumi : (karena kurang fasih inggris nya) “Who are you ?”

Bill clinton(agak terkejut): “Im hillary husband”

Koizumu : “Me too…”

Bill Clinton : ???!!!!?????!!!!